I haven’t had the stereotypical “eyeliner down the face” in a while

Welcome to crippling anxiety.

My boyfriend won’t text me back and my dog won’t even lay with me 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Benny The Surrogate Cat Dad

Benny gets the most joy when his human mom brings home rescued kittens, so he can help look after them and show them the same love that he received when he was rescued. Whenever Ellen brings home an orphan baby (or a box of babies), Benny anticipates their arrival and is filled with excitement. He becomes their dedicated surrogate dad, and his fatherly instinct kicks in the moment he sees a kitten.

Photos by Ellen - Full Story on Love Meow

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joner:

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

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my birthday is in six days and I’m suicidal! Horray!

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nothing like 11 dollar wine to remind me that i’m failing out of a school i tried so hard to get back into

hey its me pandora, welcome to my new unboxing video

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lunchinthelibrary:

Fun Fact: Apparently Oscar Wilde was 6’3”, which in the 1870s would have been the equivalent of like 6’7”-6’9” tall. He was so ridiculously huge and awkward that one of his friends described him as looking like a “great white caterpillar.” That is all.

When his lover’s father ( one of the founding father’s of boxing as a sport) showed up to kick his ass, Oscar stood up, pulled a gun and said something like  “I don’t know what the Queensberry rules are, but the Oscar Wilde rule is to shoot on sight.” 

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“The older I get the more I relate to Stoop Kid
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taylorrdenise:

The older I get the more I relate to Stoop Kid

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